Party: Cool Dude Patrick's Day - Jokes Please!

Party: Cool Dude Patrick's Day - Jokes Please!

Jokes Please! is a hilarious weekly stand-up comedy show at LMG! This week instead of pre celebrating Saint Patrick we'll be celebrating this cool dude Patrick we just met.

Patrick asked us to do a theme about him and we said, "OKAY!" Then we said, "Tell us about yourself." Then he said "NOTHING"* but put on some "SWEET SHADES!" A very cool dude move! Then he started to smoke a cigarette!!!!! And we were on a school bus! With Grade 3 kids in it! And all those kids had emphysema somehow! And oxygen tanks with no smoking signs on them! And also people were asking him to stop smoking!! SO COOL! WHAT A BAD BOY. I'll tell you, THIS Patrick is no saint. That is certain.

Comedians:
Jane Stanton
Jacob Samuel
Kelsey Hamilton
Alain Williams
Ryan Williams

Host:
Ross Dauk

Doors at 8:30
Show at 9
Door is $5
Drinks are $4

*I don't know how to "use" quotation marks and the baked potato setting on my microwave.